Boys Girls Whatever

Welcome check-in at desk three Oh dear,

let me find my keys

She runs the lobby with a classic flair Squinting through bifocals underneath

her silver hair

Ten new guests just walked right through the door In baggy jeans

and beanies standing on the tile floor She sighs and says I

just cannot keep up

As she pours some chamomile into a vintage cup

She looks at the crowd,

totally confused By the modern style they choose

Boys! Girls! Whatever you are!

Dinner is served in the corner bar!

I don't know the trends,

I don't know the rules But welcome to my hotel,

hope you like the pools!

Boys! Girls! Whatever you are!

Just make sure you don't take the key too far!

The leader of the group stepped up with a grin Adjusted her

backpack and cleared her chin She said excuse me ma'am,

let me make it clear

There is no mystery happening in here We're from Saint Jude's up

on the hill

And we've got zero boys on this bill

Ma'am, we are all girls!

From an all-girl school!

Yeah, we are all girls!

But hey, your vintage lobby is

kind of cool!

Boys! Girls! Whatever you are!

Dinner is served in the corner bar!

I don't know the trends,

I don't know the rules But welcome to my hotel,

hope you like the pools!

Boys! Girls! Whatever you are!

Just make sure you don't take the key too far!

All girls, you say?

Well, anyway, have a lovely stay!

Whichever room you are in! (hahaha)