Veggie Vamp

He closed the coffin and threw out the keys Now he is

grazing on celery leaves

No more hunting when the sun goes down He's the greenest count

in this dusty town

Oh Dracula's a vegetarian now (hooray) He traded his fangs for the

milk of a cow No red-blooded feasts,

just a salad supreme He's the healthiest monster you ever have seen

He loves a beet and he loves a tomato Bakes a sweet

potato in his old château (delicious) He used to terrify the local

crowd Now he is buying carrots,

tall and proud

He wears a cape to the organic store

(pardon me)

Selecting spinach, looking for more

No bite, no sting,

just a cucumber slice Who knew a vampire could be so nice

Oh Dracula's a vegetarian now

(yes he is) He traded his fangs for the milk of a

cow No red-blooded feasts,

just a salad supreme He's the healthiest monster you ever have seen

Just a salad supreme

(crunch crunch) No more garlic nightmares