Flappy Fame

Yeah, we talking real low,

real heavy (hahaha)

Swing low, sweet chariot of skin

Every step I take,

it's flapping in the wind

Almost trips me up

when I try to run

Stretches all the way from here to the sun (gimme room!)

It's a biological wonder,

a structural defeat

Got its own zip code,

draggin' on the concrete Tie it in a knot,

throw it over my shoulder

Getting more elastic as I'm getting older

People lookin' twice, thinking it's a scarf When it starts to bounce,

makes the crowd go 'harf' (whoops!)

Swing low, sweet chariot of skin

Every step I take,

it's flapping in the wind Almost trips me up

when I try to run

Stretches all the way from here to the sun (gimme room!)

Use it as a parachute,

use it as a sail

Got so much gravity,

it's pulling in the mail

Doctors shook their heads,

said there is no cure

Just gotta live with the heavy-weight allure (plop)

Swing low, sweet chariot of skin

Every step I take,

it's flapping in the wind

Almost trips me up

when I try to run

Stretches all the way from here to the sun (gimme room!)

Yeah, wrap it up Literally,

wrap it up twice (hahaha)