The Great TP Escape

(acoustic guitar strum) (yee-haw)

I was sitting in the bathroom,

Door was open wide,

Just minding my own business,

When disaster came inside.

The bathroom was a mess,

Things were going wrong,

I thought I’d be in there For only just a little long.

Then my toilet paper slipped,

Right out of my hands,

It flew across the bathroom Like it had its own big plans!

It rolled right through the doorway,

And disappeared from sight,

I jumped up and SCREAMED,

“THAT PAPER’S TAKING FLIGHT!”

There was a mess around the bathroom,

Things were everywhere, I stood there in confusion Like,

“HOW DID THIS GET THERE?!” I looked left,

I looked right, I didn't know what to do,

The whole bathroom disaster Had completely followed through.

I SCREAMED! “OH NO!

WHAT A NIGHT!” This bathroom situation Was absolutely out of sight! (hahaha)

So if you hear me laughing

About the craziest day,

Just know the toilet paper

Was the one that got away!