Thyroid Speedrush

Thyroid as the gas pedal,

metabolism speed

Hyperthyroidism, pedal stuck down

Hot fast and skinny,

everything speeds up

Heat intolerance, fast heart rate Anxiety and tremors,

weight loss too Increased bowel movements,

sweating all night Graves eyes bulging,

insomnia fights Labs T3 T4 high,

TSH drops low

Hyper hot and hurried,

gas pedal down

Everything speeds up, remember the signs

Hot fast skinny,

TSH low T3 T4 yelling,

brain says shut up (yeah)

Hypothyroidism, pedal off the gas

Cold slow and heavy,

everything slows down

Cold intolerance, bradycardia

Fatigue and constipation, weight gain Dry skin hair loss,

hoarse voice Excessive sleepiness,

muscle cramps Labs T3 T4 low,

TSH climbs high Thyroid not listening,

brain yells louder

Hypo cold and slow,

gas pedal off

Everything slows down, remember the signs

Cold slow

heavy, TSH

high

T3 T4 quiet, brain yells more (yeah)

Labs trick easy, primary hyper hot low TSH

Primary hypo cold high TSH

Pituitary problem secondary hypo Thyroid storm crazy fast,

myxedema coma slow

Levo lifelong morning empty stomach

Methimazole watch for fever sore throat

Remember hyper hot hurried,

hypo cold slow

Gas pedal lesson, now you know