Advice Dealer
You buy a map from a man who is lost
He sells the key but he can't pay the cost He's living
in a cardboard box on the hill
Giving me lectures on financial skill (ha!)
Oh tell me more of your beautiful plan!
Show me the trick,
yeah, as fast as you can!
(yeah) Your life is a mess but you're teaching the class While
holding your glass!
She writes a book on the secrets of peace
With ten dirty coffee cups under her knees She screams at the
dog and she cries at the wall But signs every chapter with
a spiritual call (oh please)
Oh tell me more of your beautiful plan!
Show me the trick,
yeah, as fast as you can!
(yeah) Your life is a mess but you're teaching the class While
holding your glass!
Oh tell me more of your beautiful plan!
(tell me!) Show me the trick,
yeah, as fast as you can!
Your life is a mess but you're teaching the class While holding
your glass!
(yeah, keep holding that glass)