Witches’ Poker Face

I'm playing poker with a table of witches They're hiding extra aces

inside of their stitches

I keep my cards close,

I watch every hand Dealing with the strangest crew in this land

They're starting to suspect that I've seen right through the game

(hahaha) Now the cauldrons are bubbling,

they're calling out my name (ooh-wee!)

With a cackle and a hiss,

they throw down their cards Making it tough for a mortal in

these yards!

I raise them three gold coins,

they stare with eyes of fire

This game is getting hot,

the tension's getting higher One points a green finger,

one starts to brew

But I've got a royal flush,

what can they do?

They're starting to suspect that I've seen right through the game (hahaha)

Now the cauldrons are bubbling,

they're calling out my name

(ooh-wee!) With a cackle and a hiss,

they throw down their cards Making it tough for a mortal in

these yards!

I scoop up the gold,

I bid them good night

Leaving those witches in a furious plight (yee-haw!)