(slower)King of My Chaos

Okay…

Who gave me the keys?

Why is there a toddler in my living room?

Why is my coffee cold?

…Again?!

I wake up in the morning,

hair pointing to the sky,

Got yesterday’s shirt on,

and I don’t know why.

Coffee in my left hand,

chaos in my right,

I’m fighting with a laundry pile like it’s Saturday night!

My phone says, “You got messages,” My brain says,

“Not today.” The dog wants some attention,

The bills want me to pay!

I’m walking through the kitchen Like a hero on a quest,

But somehow I forgot Why I even left my bed!

Oh-oh! Life is a circus and I’m front row!

Oh-oh! Nobody knows where the heck we go!

I’m the king of my own little world!

👑

Spinning like a crazy little whirlwind!

Got my sneakers on backwards,

My hair’s a disaster,

But I’m dancing like nobody’s watching again!

Hey! I might be broke,

but I’m rich in laughs!

Running through life while I’m dodging the cats!

If everything crashes, We’ll laugh through the ashes— ’Cause being normal was

never my plan!

I’ve got a beautiful wife Who keeps me on the track,

She looks at all my crazy plans And says,

“Are you serious with that?” I say,

“Baby, trust me!” She says,

“That’s what scares me most.” Then we start laughing While I burn

the toast. The little guy comes running,

Like a tiny hurricane,

Five seconds of silence Means he’s probably on a train!

Toys are on the ceiling,

Crayons on the floor,

I swear I cleaned this room About a minute ago!

Oh-oh! Life is messy,

but that’s okay! Oh-oh!

We’ll make a memory out of every day!

(la-la-la-la) Where did my wallet go?

(la-la-la-la) Who ate my last Oreo?

(la-la-la-la) Why’s there a sock inside the fridge?!

… Nobody knows. But hey!

I got my people,

I got my crew,

I got a crazy little family That pulls me through!

When the world gets heavy,

We turn the music loud,

And make a little sunshine Out of every stupid cloud!

I’m the king of my own little world!

👑 Laughing like a crazy little whirlwind!

With my family beside me,

Nothing can divide me,

We’re making up the rules as we go!

Hey! Life isn’t perfect,

but look what we’ve got!

A little bit crazy and a whole lot of heart!

So turn up the music,

Let’s dance in the kitchen,

And pretend that we totally know what we’re doing!

Wait… Did anyone see my coffee?

… Never mind. It’s in my hand. (la-la-la-la-laaaa)