Rare Bass Drop

(cough-cough-cough) He got the shiny big rig

parked up in the lane

Polishing the chrome

to block out all the pain But he only takes a

load

ever few

weeks Leaving muddy tire tracks down

by the

creeks (so lazy now) He's a wannabe cow hauler sitting on his

rear Had only one load every

few weeks this year He just sits and grumbles all through the

month (nag-nag-nag) Yeah he talks a big game but his truck is

in a rut

He bought the livestock trailer with the shiny silver sides But he

hates the dusty gravel where the big herd rides

One load ever few weeks

is all he can stand

Before he starts complaining to the working man (just gathering dust!)

He's a wannabe cow hauler sitting on his rear Had only one

load every few weeks this year He just sits and grumbles all

through the month (nag-nag-nag) Yeah he talks a big game but his

truck is in a rut

Go on and haul some cows,

buddy (haha) Just one load ever few weeks All month long