Crash Test Carnage
Warning! Warning!
Nouran has entered the vehicle!
New York... PLEASE REMAIN CALM!
Warning!
Warning!
Nouran has entered the vehicle!
New York... PLEASE REMAIN CALM!
NOURAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Seatbelt hanging by your ear,
Steering wheel screaming, "Hold me here!"
Instructor says, "Please make a right." Nouran says...
"Right now?" YES!
THAT IS WHY HE SAID RIGHT!
Stop sign coming, Nouran stops.
Still stopped. Still stopped.
Girl... IT'S BEEN THREE BUSINESS DAYS!
Nouran! Drive the car!
Don't negotiate with every stop sign!
Nouran! Watch the road!
That mirror is not FaceTime!
Left! Right! Blind spot!
GO!
There are other people on the road,
you know! Nouran!
Nouran! PLEASE EXPLAIN! Why is your instructor questioning his entire career again?!
MIRROR!
CHECK! SIGNAL!
CHECK! BLIND SPOT! CHECK!
CONFIDENCE! ... Hello?
CONFIDENCE?!
Rearview mirror, what is it for?
To see the traffic behind your door!
Not your eyebrows,
Not your hair,
THE HONDA BEHIND YOU IS RIGHT THERE!
You turn the wheel like: "Should I?" "Could I?" "Maybe?" Girl,
DRIVE! This ain't therapy!
You are not riding a donkey,
You are not floating in space,
You are in New York traffic,
THIS IS NOT THE CALMEST PLACE!
Instructor:
"Check your blind spot." Nouran: "My what?" Instructor: "YOUR BLIND SPOT!" Nouran:
"Where is it?"
Instructor: ... "THAT'S
WHY IT'S BLIND!"
OH NOOOOO!
Brake means stop,
Gas means go, Signal tells the world where you're trying to go!
Hands on the wheel,
Eyes ahead, Stop reading the examiner's face instead!
He writes one note,
Nouran panics: "Did I fail?!" Girl,
he's writing! KEEP THE CAR IN THE LANE!
Nouran! Drive the car!
Don't become emotionally attached to the stop sign!
Nouran! Use your mirrors!
They were installed for a reason this time!
Left! Right! Blind spot!
GO! Cars exist! Pedestrians too!
Nouran!
Nouran! This is true!
New York City was not designed only for you!
But wait... Round One got messy.
Very messy. Historically messy.
But one bad test?
That's not the end.
You breathe, You practice,
You try again.
Next time calm, Next time clear,
Next time the instructor has nothing to fear!
NOURAN! ROUND TWO! Seatbelt on!
You know what to do!
Mirror! Signal! Blind spot!
GO! Stop completely, THEN YOU GO!
No Mars! No donkey!
No panic attack! Drive that car and bring that license back!
WHO OWNS THE ROAD?!
NOT NOURAN! WHO SHARES THE ROAD?!
EVERYONE! WHO'S GONNA PASS?!
NOURAN! WHEN?! NEXT TIME!
New York Department of Motor Vehicles...
We apologize for Round One.
Nouran has received... a software update.
Version 2.0. Mirrors enabled.
Signals activated. Blind spots detected.
Confidence installed. Nouran... START THE CAR!