Really Helpful

I asked you how to fix

this broken wire

You pointed to a spark

and called it fire

You read the manual from ten years ago

And told me everything I didn't need to know

Thanks for the effort,

thanks for the time

Your expert guidance is truly sublime

Wow, really helpful, thanks a lot

You solved the problem that we never got

Wow, really helpful,

what a guide

With all your wisdom standing by my side

I wanted directions to

the nearest street

You gave me a lecture

on the heat

You mapped the stars and

traced the moon

While we stood dripping in a dark saloon

Thanks for the effort,

thanks for the time

Your expert guidance is truly sublime

Wow, really helpful,

thanks a lot

You solved the problem that we never got

Wow, really helpful, what a guide With all your wisdom standing by

my side

Sometimes a simple answer's best

Instead of putting everyone to the test But you had to paint

the whole scene

Yeah, really helpful... (hummmm)

So helpful.