Cosmic Crack Rebellion

Cracking cheeks

across the great divine

Crack twinkle in their eyes

Zooming thru

the universe wanting more

They did not know

what waited beyond the door

BAM!

Peyote Pete saw his soul on the floor

Lauderdale Larry felt a power so strong

DAMN!

Dale went pale when zapped by the cosmic bong

Mike Honcho drug rug poncho towered on

(ahhhh) Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what’s meant to be

Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

They grabbed their power sacks of crack

Fumbled for their laser pistols The orb of time holds all divine

Damn!

Losing a fight they cannot win They smoke the orb to fight

again

Time stands still while they wrestle their will

Bam!

Their enemy stands before them

A black hole so deep he’s not affected by time

Laser lines shooting down cosmic crimes

(oh no) Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what’s meant to be

Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

Combined crack highs crazy eyes and wrinkly dicks The fate of the

universe hinges on cracked out hicks

Made the universe come when they rubbed her right

They direct the beam of universal light

The black hole void trembles at the sight

Infinite crack cocaine power they fight

Universe squirts her light

filling the void of man

Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what’s meant to be

Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

Save the universe one more time Get crack high and primed (high

and primed)