Cosmic Crack Rebellion

Cracking cheeks across the great divine

Crack twinkle in their eyes

Zooming thru the universe wanting more They did not know what waited

beyond the door

BAM! Peyote Pete saw his soul on the floor

Lauderdale Larry felt a power so strong

DAMN! Dale went pale when zapped by the cosmic bong Mike Honcho

drug rug poncho towered on (ahhhh)

Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what’s meant to be Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

They grabbed their power sacks of crack Fumbled for their laser pistols

The orb of time holds all divine Damn!

Losing a fight they cannot win They smoke the orb to fight

again Time stands still while they wrestle their will

Bam! Their enemy stands before them

A black hole so deep he’s not affected by time Laser lines

shooting down cosmic crimes

(oh no) Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what’s meant to be

Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

Combined crack highs crazy eyes and

wrinkly dicks The fate of the universe hinges on cracked out hicks

Made the universe come when they rubbed her right They direct the

beam of universal light The black hole void trembles at the sight

Infinite crack cocaine power they fight

Universe squirts her light filling the void of man

Riding through the galaxy Finding out what’s meant to be

Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

Save the universe one more time

Get crack high and primed (high and primed)