Cracklight Valkyries

(ohhhhh-yeah) Cracking cheeks across the great divine

Crack twinkle in their eyes

Zooming thru the universe wanting more

They did not know what waited beyond the door

BAM Peyote Pete saw his soul on the floor

Lauderdale Larry felt a power so strong

DAMN Dale went pale when zapped by cosmic bong

Mike Honcho drug rug poncho towered on

They grabbed their power sacks of crack

Fumbled for their laser pistols The orb of time holds all divine

Damn Losing a fight they cannot win They smoke the orb to

fight again Time stands still while they wrestle their will

Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what’s meant to be

Thought we were unbreakable That was a tall tailed fable

To survive you must cut the cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

Bam

Their enemy stands before them

A black hole so deep he’s not affected by time

Laser lines shooting down cosmic crimes

Combined crack highs crazy eyes and wrinkly dicks

The fate of the universe hinges on cracked out hicks

Made the universe come when they rubbed her right

They direct the beam of universal light

The black hole void trembles at the sight

Infinite crack cocaine power they fight

Universe squirts her light filling the void of man

Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what’s meant to be Thought we were unbreakable That was

a tall tailed fable

To survive you must cut the cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

Save the universe one more time

Get crack high and primed (whoaaaa)