Cosmic Crackdown

Cracking cheeks across the great divine

Crack twinkle in their eyes

Zooming thru the universe wanting more

They did not know what waited beyond the door

BAM

peyote

Pete saw his soul on the floor Lauderdale Larry felt a power

so strong

DAMN

Dale went pale when zapped by the cosmic bong Mike Honcho drug

rug poncho towered on

Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what’s meant to be

Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

They grabbed their power sacks of crack

Fumbled for their laser pistols The orb of time holds all divine

Damn

Losing a fight they cannot win They smoke the orb to fight

again Time stands still while they wrestle their will

Bam

Their enemy stands before them

A black hole so deep he’s not affected by time

Laser lines shooting down cosmic crimes

Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what’s meant to be Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry as much crack as you’re able

Combined crack highs crazy eyes and wrinkly dicks The fate of the

universe hinges on cracked out hicks Made the universe come when they

rubbed her right

They direct the beam of universal light The black hole void trembles

at the sight

Infinite crack cocaine power they fight

Universe squirts her light filling the void of man

Save the universe one more time

Get crack

high and primed