Cosmic Crackdown

Cracking cheeks across the great divine

Crack twinkle in their eyes

Zooming thru the universe wanting more

They did not know what waited beyond the door

BAM! Peyote Pete saw his soul on the floor Lauderdale Larry felt

a power so strong

DAMN! Dale went pale when zapped by the cosmic bong

Mike Honcho drug rug poncho towered on

Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what's meant to be

Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry on do what you're able

(ooh yeah)

They grabbed their power sacks of crack

Fumbled for their laser pistols

The orb of time holds all divine

Damn

Losing a fight they cannot win They smoke the orb to fight

again

Time stands still while they wrestle their will

Bam!

Their enemy stands before them A black hole so deep he's not

affected by time

Laser lines shooting down cosmic crimes

Riding through the galaxy

Finding out what's meant to be

Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable To survive you must cut the

cable

Carry on do what you're able

(carry on!)

Combined crack highs crazy eyes and wrinkly dicks The fate of the

universe hinges on cracked out hicks Made the universe come when they

rubbed her right They direct the beam of universal light The black

hole void trembles at the sight

Infinite crack cocaine power they fight Universe squirts her light filling the

void of man (ahhh!)

Save the universe one more time

Get crack high and primed