Crack High Cosmic Ride

(whoaaa-yeah) Cracking cheeks across the great divine

Crack twinkle

in their eyes

Zooming thru the universe wanting more

They did not know what waited beyond the door

Bam peyote Pete saw his soul on the floor

Lauderdale Larry felt a power so strong

Dale went pale when zapped by the cosmic bong

Mike Honcho drug rug poncho towered on

Riding through the galaxy

Forgot what it meant to me

Thought we were unbreakable

That was a tall tailed fable

To survive you must cut the cable

Carry on do what you’re able

They grabbed their power

sacks of crack

Fumbled for their laser pistols

The orb of time holds all divine

Losing a fight they cannot win

They smoke the orb to fight again

Time stands still while they wrestle their will

Their enemy stands before them A black hole so deep he’s not

affected by time

Combined crack highs crazy eyes and wrinkly dicks

The fate of the universe hinges on cracked out hicks Made the

universe come when they rubbed her right They direct the beam of

universe squirt and filled the black void whole

Riding through the galaxy

Forgot what it meant to me

Thought we were unbreakable That was a tall tailed fable

To survive you must cut the cable Carry on do what you’re

able (carry on!) Save the universe one more time Get crack high

and primed (primed!)