Crack Riders of Infinity
Cracking cheeks across the great divine Crack twinkle
in their eyes Zooming thru the universe wanting more They did not
know what waited
beyond the door
Bam peyote Pete saw his soul on the floor
Lauderdale Larry felt a power
so strong
Dale went pale when zapped by the cosmic bong
Mike Honcho drug rug poncho towered on
Riding through the galaxy
Forgot what it meant to me
Thought we were unbreakable That was a tall tailed fable To survive
you must cut the cable
Carry on
do what you’re able
They grabbed their power sacks of crack
Fumbled for their laser pistols The orb of time holds all divine
Losing a fight they cannot win
Riding through the galaxy
Forgot what it meant to me
Thought we were unbreakable That was a tall tailed fable
To survive you must cut the cable
Carry on
do what you’re able
They smoke the orb to fight again
Time stands still while they wrestle their will
Their enemy stands before them A black hole so deep he’s not
affected by time
Riding through the galaxy
Forgot what it meant to me
Thought we were unbreakable That was a tall tailed fable To survive
you must cut the cable Carry on
do what you’re able
Save the universe one more time
Get crack high and primed