

Dale from Dade, Peyote Pete
Mike Honcho, Lauderdale Larry
Pubic region hairy
Favorite movies scary, there's something about Mary
Now they fight for the fate of the universe
Destruction of the orb
Smoking crack crumbs off the cosmic floor
Last week was the son of a son of a son of
a Miami Dade forklift worker
Now they're the guardians
of the cosmic orb of time
Wrinkly dicks coming together
Forming one regular sized wrinkly dick In the ritual of madness,
the universe cries her sadness But she cheers for joy
when she sees these boys...
WHITE TRASH MEGA-TRON!
(Mega-tron!) Blazing across cosmic skies,
crack twinkle in their eyes
The entire universe is now...
the cosmic son of a son of a son of a forklift
worker!
Cosmic princes so divine
Existing at one with the crack cocaine
While they soar across the great divide...
(soar away...)