

Down at the mechanic shop,
Jesse points his dirty hand
Accusing everyone of schemes they never planned He says we're stealing Bill's
hard cash and sleeping light at night While he's the highest paid
of all, hiding from the light (yeah)
He'll defend boss man Bill
when he's looking at his face Then whisper to his son-in-law to
trash him round the place
Tattles like a child just to watch the hammer fall (shame)
Oh, Jesse is the worst of us,
a hypocrite in boots
Every accusation is a picture of his roots
He pitches fits and threatens that he's walking out the door
But we all know he'll be back begging on the floor
He went too far last Tuesday,
yelled in everybody's sight
Then crawled to apologize when things got way too tight
But by the breakroom coffee,
he was bragging how he stood
Talking trash on Johnathan like any coward would (mhm)
Oh, Jesse is the worst of us,
a hypocrite in boots
Every accusation is a picture of his roots
He pitches fits and threatens that he's walking out the door
But we all know he'll be back begging on the floor
Yeah, Jesse is the worst (the absolute worst) Just an awful human
being