Swamp Signal Swallowed

SHREK

ATE THE

WIFI!

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

THE SIGNAL’S GONE! THE SWAMP IS DARK!

Shrek grabbed the router,

took one bite, Now the whole swamp’s offline tonight!

The loading wheel is spinning slow,

And nobody knows where the passwords go!

Donkey ran in yelling,

“This ain’t right!” He tried three phones and a satellite!

Shrek said, “Stay calm,

my friend,” But even his map won’t load or send!

Move, move, everybody move!

Find the signal, find the groove!

Shrek is chewing through the wires,

Donkey’s shouting, “Call the providers!”

SHREK ATE THE WIFI!

SHREK ATE THE WIFI!

NOW THE WHOLE SWAMP’S OFFLINE!

DONKEY’S USING 4G ALL NIGHT!

(oh no!)