

Woke up on the sand with no pants to wear
Chip crumbs clinging where the sun don't shine
Cigarette ash in places it shouldn't be
Flip flops on my feet and a whole lot of regret (oh
man)
Stumbling through the haze of last night's mess
Trying to piece together how it all went down
That day I met Dale from Dade on the shore
We cooked up the powder with cheap hookers galore
Whiskey flowing cheap as the deals we made Lauderdale Larry's wildest escapade (yeah)
Memories flash of the deals and the laughs
Dale laughing wild as the sun went down
Hookers and whiskey making everything right Until the morning brought the cold
hard light (haha)
That day I met Dale from Dade on the shore
We cooked up the powder with cheap hookers galore Whiskey flowing cheap
as the deals we made
Lauderdale Larry's wildest escapade (yeah)
Now the regret settles in like the tide
Flip flops and nothing else to hide
That day I met Dale from Dade on the shore
We cooked up the powder with cheap hookers galore
Whiskey flowing cheap as the deals we made Lauderdale Larry's wildest escapade (yeah)
Lauderdale Larry fades with the setting sun
Flip flops clicking as the story is done