Dale the 3rd’s Broken Keys
Cheeseburgers in the parking lot
Tying the knot under the sun
Drinking gasoline from a coconut husk
Operating the forklift docks
Never left the Miami Dade area
Watching the change and feeling sad
Son of a son of a son of some Miami dade white
trash scum
Only fiddled a dick once or maybe twice when he
was a bum
His old lady’s parts they smell like chum
He says hey what can ya do
Takes the brother in law boat
To the Florida keys he goes
Stays on board and smokes some crack
Heads back home again
Son of a son of a son of some Miami dade white
trash scum
Only fiddled a dick
once or maybe twice when he
was a bum
His old lady’s parts they smell like chum
He says hey what can ya do
Just looks at the keys
for a while
Son of a son of a son of some Miami dade white
trash scum
Only fiddled a dick
once or maybe twice when he
was a bum
His old lady’s parts they smell like chum
He says hey what can ya do