Lettuce Nightmare at Taco Bell

(uh-oh) I hate the lettuce at the Taco Bell

They all got their taco smells (ewww) It got poo poo parasite

The Hershey scrubs keep them up at night

I ordered a taco,

wanted some crunch

But what they put inside ruined my lunch

Green leafy bits looking so stale

Making me turn a little bit pale

(oh no)

I hate the lettuce at the Taco Bell

They all got their taco smells (yeah) It got poo poo parasite

The Hershey scrubs keep them up at night

No more drive-thru in the dark

I'll stick to eating sandwiches in the park

(stay away) My stomach is rumbling,

warning me clear

To never buy that shredded topping here

I hate the lettuce at the Taco Bell

They all got their taco smells (it's true) It got poo poo

parasite

The Hershey scrubs keep them up at night

No

more lettuce for

me

(no way) Keep it

far, far away