Case Closed (by Jejunum Yum)

Midnight at the Lake,

fog on the ground Following footprints without a sound A mystery called

me out here tonight

Someone missing that didn't sit right

The clues were few,

the trail was cold

A disappearance, tales tall told Of a nine-foot woman

in these woods Where prey go seeking her better goods

Cabin in the clearing,

candle in the window

Shadows moving slow

I crept up close,

I had to know

Peer through the glass and— There she was,

my mystery solved Nine feet of mama,

problem resolved Not a crime,

just a different kind Of closeness two people can find Tummy round

with someone squirming

Happy, warm, and gradually firming

Case closed, but my mouth went dry 'Cause I wanted to be

the next to try

She saw me watching,

caught my eye

Waved me in, didn't ask why The window was open,

the invitation clear

I climbed right in,

no trace of fear

The tall lady stood,

her shadow long

Her belly sang a gurgling song “Detective," she said,

"you've caught your mark Now stay tonight in my dark..."

No need for cuffs,

no need for bars

Her stomach's better than visiting the stars The case is closed,

the file is shut

I'm next for her big ol’ tummy donut...

There she was, my mystery solved

Nine feet of mama,

problem resolved Not a crime,

just a different kind

Of closeness two people can find

Tummy round with someone squirming Happy,

warm, and gradually firming Case closed,

and now I'm climbing in

Long enough after the one who was within...

Mystery solved... ...in the dark...

...of her hunger... …her deep embrace...

…case closed…