Spend Small Save… Big

I was gonna pay a guy

three hundred bucks.

And I thought— Three hundred?!

I could do that myself.

So I bought the tool.

Two eighty-nine.

Already saving money. Obviously.

Then I needed the blades.

And the battery. And the charger.

Apparently the fucking tool doesn't come with the things that make the

tool a tool. Whatever.

Investment.

LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED!

DON'T ASK HOW MUCH I PAID!

Fourteen dollars back in my pocket— only seventeen hundred eighty-six to break

even someday! LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED!

THIS THING'LL PAY FOR ITSELF!

If I do this another hundred twenty times— I'm basically building wealth!

Wait.

I need an accessory.

Bought the case. Bought the stand.

Bought the attachment. Then I saw the better attachment.

Bought that too. Needed storage for all the shit I bought to

avoid paying somebody else.

My friend goes:

“You know you could've just paid the guy,

right?”

Absolutely.

But then I wouldn't own sixteen hundred dollars worth of equipment

I barely know how to use.

Think long-term. LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED!

I'M PRACTICALLY GETTING PAID!

Every time I don't hire somebody I recover another fourteen bucks!

LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED!

Don't look at the receipts.

Now I've got batteries for the batteries.

A cabinet for the tools.

Labels for the cabinet.

And somehow I watched forty minutes of a guy reviewing a different

tool— and now I fucking want that one.

Hold on.

Original quote:

three hundred.

Current investment... Eighteen hundred.

Okay.

That's misleading.

Because I have assets now.

LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED!

THIS IS A FINANCIAL MASTERCLASS!

I spent eighteen hundred saving three hundred— BUT NEXT TIME THAT SHIT

IS FREE! ( LOOK AT THE SAVINGS!)

THANK YOU!

( LOOK AT THE SAVINGS!)

EXACTLY!

And if anybody needs one of these— I don't lend tools.

“Look how much money I saved.”