Monty's Anthem

Yeah, yeah, yeah… It’s Monty on the beat,

Sheffield Wednesday on his feet,

And somehow “penus” is all he ever speaks.

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Monty can be kind,

yeah, sometimes he’s sweet,

Always there for his mates whenever they meet.

Loves everybody, got a heart full of gold,

Even when his stories are getting fucking old.

He’ll back up his friends,

he’ll give them support,

Unless there’s football on — then that comes first.

Blue and white colours,

Wednesday till he dies,

Sheffield Wednesday running deep in his eyes.

Monty, Monty, what a fucking guy,

Loves everybody, never asks them why.

Kind at heart, yeah,

that’s what we say,

Supporting Sheffield Wednesday every single day.

But there’s one word that he just can’t miss,

Says it all the time — you know what it is… PENUS!

There it fucking is again,

Monty said “penus” — here we go again.

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He might talk shit,

but he means no harm,

Got his friends around him,

keeping them calm. Sometimes he’s annoying,

sometimes he’s a pain,

But deep down, Monty’s actually pretty great.

Wednesday till the end,

that’s his football crew,

No matter what happens,

he’ll stay loyal and true.

Through every loss

and every draw, He’ll still be shouting,

“WEDNESDAY!” louder than before.

So here’s to Monty,

kind-hearted king, Supporting his team through everything.

He loves everyone, that much is true… Now please stop saying “penus”

every two seconds, dude.

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