

Wait, who said that?
No, she didn't!
You left your secrets in the swivel chair
(under the dryer)
Now everybody's whispering about your hair (it's all on fire)
You said he was at home but we saw him out
And now the whole salon has got a shadow of a doubt!
Oh, the tea is boiling hot,
right before we lock the door!
(lock the door!) Spill it on the linoleum,
sweep it off the floor (off the floor!) Playful lies and alibis,
we see through the design
(yeah, we see it) Just another petty scandal at the end of
the line!
(ooh, at the end of the line!) She had the foil in
her hair, looking like a crown (looking real royal) While she was
dropping all the names of everyone in town (so disloyal!) But honey,
karma doesn't wait for your curls to set
That's a receipt you ain't ready to pay yet! (hahaha)
Hold on, hold on.
Turn that dryer down.
Did she really say he spent his whole paycheck at the other
shop?
Girl, yes. And she had the screenshot to prove it.
Oh, the absolute audacity!
Oh, the tea is boiling hot,
right before we lock the door!
(lock the door!) Spill it on the linoleum,
sweep it off the floor (off the floor!) Playful lies and alibis,
we see through the design
(yeah, we see it) Just another petty scandal at the end of
the line!
(ooh, at the end of the line!)
Sweep it up, sweep it up (sweep it up) Turn off the
neon, lock the front door (goodnight,
girl!) See you next Tuesday for the sequel