Tiny Triumph Icons

(chuckle) I parallelism-checked that spreadsheet line by line

Now the marketing division is running right on time

No need to thank me,

I just do what I must do

Another masterpiece of syntax,

fresh and brand new

Oh, who saved the day again?

(He did!) Yeah, who sorted out the mailroom bin?

(He did!) Just a minor god

walking among ordinary men (mm-hmm)

I realigned the printer tray,

a flawless 45 degrees

Now the paper jams are history,

I brought them to their knees

They should write a ballad of the hero of the floor

But I’ll just take my sugar-free soda and quietly close the door

Oh, who saved the day again?

(He did!) Yeah, who sorted out the mailroom bin?

(He did!) Just a minor god

walking among ordinary men

(that's

right)

They don't make 'em like this anymore (no they don't) Polishing the

brass on the office door

Just doing my civic duty

(hahaha) No need for a statue

(well, maybe a small one)