Warm Paws, Cold Nose

(shivering) (b-b-brrr) They tell you that I'm built for ice and snow

A heavy coat, a grand majestic pose

But underneath this white and fuzzy frame

My frozen toes are calling out in pain (ahhh)

I watch the sun go down at half past noon

And shiver underneath a silver moon I'd trade it all for just

a simple stove And cozy up inside a heated grove (mmmmm)

Oh,

I want to be warm Where the tropical breezes blow

Far away from the sleet and the snow!

Give me sandy beaches,

sunny skies Where the frost and the blizzards melt and die!

My cousins hunt for seals upon the floes While icebergs bite my

sensitive black nose

I tried a scarf,

I tried a woolen hat

But polar bears aren't meant to look like that (haha)

They say my home is grand,

a winter wonderland But my paws are always numb

I'm dreaming of a cup of chamomile With a tiny slice of

plum (please)

Oh, I want to be warm Where the tropical breezes blow

Far away from the sleet and the snow!

Give me sandy beaches,

sunny skies

Where the frost and the blizzards melt and die!

Just a little bit of sun...

(sighs) (warm at last)