Throttle Authority

Pull over! (woo-woo-woo)

We got the helmets,

we got the boots

Authorized to issue forty-dollar suits

Rolling down Main at a steady five miles an hour

Yeah, we're the law

with the two-wheeled power

(watch out)

Did you blink?

That's a ticket

Jaywalker? We're gonna kick it

Motorcycle cops,

we're taking it too far!

Better than a siren,

faster than a car!

(woo-woo-woo) Motorcycle cops,

authority in leather!

Patrolling this crosswalk in any kind of weather!

We see you littering

that piece of gum

Now step away

from the curb, you bum

We got the sirens,

we got the shades

Two-wheeled justice that never,

ever fades

(never) Is that a scooter?

Hand over the keys

We don't accept

your tearful pleas

Motorcycle cops,

we're taking it too far!

Better than a siren,

faster than a car!

(woo-woo-woo) Motorcycle cops,

authority in leather!

Patrolling this crosswalk

in any kind of weather!

We're

the law

(woo-woo) Keep it moving,

citizen