Cabbagequake Anthem
(one, two, three, four!)
Daphne's standing in the kitchen line
Looking for a green leaf,
looking for a sign
She's tapping her foot on the hardwood floor
She don't want carrots,
she's demanding more (give it up!) She wants the cabbage now!
(she wants it now!) Don't ask her why or how!
(no, no, no!) Green leaves
on the plate
Daphne simply cannot wait!
She bypasses the apples,
ignores the sweet peas
She's looking at the crisper,
begging 'pretty please'
But her eyes are fiery,
her demand is clear
Bring out the brassica,
the time is near!
(bring it out!) She wants the cabbage now!
(she wants it now!) Don't ask her why or how!
(no, no, no!) Green leaves
on the plate
Daphne simply cannot wait!
She wants the cabbage! (cabbage!)
Oh, Daphne! (cabbage!)