Daphne’s Tissue Jam
Yeah, Daphne... What you got under there,
girl? (hehehe)
Under the frame, she make her little nest Daphne the pup,
she never take a rest
She walk in the room,
looking so sly Got a white tissue paper,
keeping it dry
She hide the tissues under the bed (under the bed,
yeah) With a happy shake of her furry head
No she don't shred them,
she keep them safe In her secret paper hiding place
I sweep the floor,
what do I find?
A white paper mountain she left behind She looks at me with
her big brown eyes Planning her next little paper surprise (so sweet
now)
She hide the tissues under the bed (under the bed,
yeah) With a happy shake of her furry head
No she don't shred them,
she keep them safe In her secret paper hiding place
(Daphne,
yeah, tissue collector, mmmhmmm)
She hide the tissues under the bed (under the bed,
yeah) With a happy shake of her furry head
No she don't shred them,
she keep them safe In her secret paper hiding place
No more tissues left on the stand...
(hahaha) Good girl, Daphne.