Daphne's Reggae Stash

(Daphne, no, not again)

Walk inna di bedroom,

look pon di floor Something is missing,

I'm not quite sure Box of soft paper upon di stand Now

there is none left inna mi hand

Daphne the dog, what you do with di tissue?

(oh yeah) Hiding them under di bed is di issue!

Soft white paper in a little pile Looking up at me with

a guilty smile

She crawl under di dusty wooden frame Playing her favorite little paper

game Shredding them up inna di dark retreat Making a blanket beneath

her feet

(bad doggy, Daphne) Daphne the dog,

what you do with di tissue?

(oh yeah) Hiding them under di bed is di issue!

Soft white paper in a little pile Looking up at me with

a guilty smile

No more tissues, Daphne (no more,

no more) Under di bed,

a paper kingdom

(good girl anyway)