Daphne's Reggae Stash

(Daphne, no, not again)

Walk inna di bedroom,

look pon di floor

Something is missing, I'm not quite sure

Box of soft paper upon di stand

Now there is none left inna mi hand

Daphne the dog, what you do with di tissue?

(oh yeah) Hiding them under di bed is di issue!

Soft white paper in a little pile

Looking up at me with a guilty smile

She crawl under di dusty wooden frame

Playing her favorite little paper game

Shredding them up inna di dark retreat

Making a blanket beneath her feet (bad doggy,

Daphne)

Daphne the dog, what you do with di tissue?

(oh yeah) Hiding them under di bed is di issue!

Soft white paper in a little pile

Looking up at me with a guilty smile

No more tissues, Daphne

(no more, no more) Under di bed,

a paper kingdom (good girl anyway)