Green Giant Groove

This goes out for my buddy George or known as E-G-E (Yeah...)

(Oh no...) He really likes the Green Giant... (ahhhh)

My buddy walked in,

acting kinda strange, Saw a giant green man,

and forgot his whole game.

He said, "Who's that?"

I said, "Bro, you don't know?"

He said, "That's my type," and I said,

"OH NO!"

Green beans on the table,

hearts in his eyes,

Every time the Giant shows up,

this dude starts to smile.

I tried to tell him,

"Man, you gotta let go!"

But he said...

"HAVE YOU SEEN HIM THOUGH?!"

He's got a CRUSH...

on the Jolly Green Giant!

Sixteen feet tall... and he can't stay silent!

"Ho-ho-ho!"

and his heart starts flying,

My buddy's in love...

and there's NO DENYING!

GREEN GIANT!

You stole his heart!

This might be the strangest love...

FROM THE START! He bought some vegetables,

just to feel close,

Picked up some peas,

and he struck a pose.

I said, "Bro..." this has gone way too far,

He said, "One day..." I'll ride in his green car!

HE'S GOT A CRUSH!

ON THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT!

AND HONESTLY, BRO!

YOU CAN'T EVEN HIDE IT!

HO! HO! HO! NOW THE WHOLE CREW KNOWS!

HE'S GOT GREEN DREAMS!

WHEREVER HE GOES! JOLLY GREEN GIANT!

LEGEND OF THE LAND!

MY FRIEND'S GOT A CRUSH—

AND IT'S GETTING OUTTA HAND! (HO-HO-HOOOO!)