Broken Dong Ballad

"Mike Honcho...

the highway's long..."

Five hundred miles

in the passenger seat

Too many names

on his bedroom sheet

Now Mike Honcho

is paying the price

He rolled them bones

and he paid for the vice (ahhhh)

He looks down

and he starts to cry

That poor old soldier

is waving goodbye

Oh, whiskey and cocaine are all that remain

To numb up the damage

and soothe all the pain

Yeah, whiskey and cocaine to save what is lost

He loved all the ladies,

but look at the cost (Lord help him now)

Smoking the last

cigarette in the dark

No more desire

and no more spark

One final puff

as the embers fade low

Nowhere else for Mike Honcho to go

Oh, whiskey and cocaine

are all that remain

To numb up the damage

and soothe all the pain

Yeah, whiskey and cocaine to save what is lost

He loved all the ladies,

but look at the cost (hummmmm)

No more ladies... just the wind...