Length Of My Life

(mhm,

yeah)

My penis is big and my balls are small.

Twenty feet of heavy burden,

dragging on the hardwood floor

I can't even fit my trousers,

can't walk through the bedroom door

People think it is a blessing,

but they do not know the pain

Trying to live a normal life

under this heavy chain

And the balance is all off,

yes it's bringing me to tears Every single day,

feeding all my deepest fears

My penis is big and my balls are small (yeah,

oh no)

Yeah, I've got the longest shadow but no balance at all

My penis is big and my balls are small (so small)

It's a heavy heavy load and I'm about to fall

I tried to see a doctor but he laughed and took a

photo

Now I'm hiding in my bedroom,

living life in slow-mo

Anatomical anomaly, a lonely giant's curse Every time I take a step,

the gravity gets worse And the contrast is dramatic,

like a mountain to a stone Just a giant and two pebbles

sitting quiet and alone

My penis is big and my balls are small (yeah,

oh no)

Yeah, I've got the longest shadow but no balance at all

My penis is big and my balls are small (so small)

It's a heavy heavy load and I'm about to fall

Twenty feet long... but so insecure (so

insecure, yeah)

Just two tiny marbles on the floor My penis is big and

my balls are small...

(hmmm, yeah)