Bingo Queen Blues

(woo-hoo!) Friday night again,

Bingo’s about to begin,

I have freshly blue rinsed hair,

And some toffees that I’m gonna share,

Codgers

with their false teeth,

All waiting with their bingo sheets,

The old dears with their zimmers,

All hoping to be bingo winners

All eyes turn to me,

Cause I really am Deardry,

They look at me with glee,

Cause they know I am the bingo queen!

I take charge of the bingo hall,

Standing at just

5 feet tall,

They say I’m the greatest of them all,

Cause I really am Deardry!

G 53, and I shout,

I just got a full house!

Bags cheer as I claim my prize,

And I’m thinking ‘what a nice surprise!’

And then came the round of applause,

Echoing through the bingo hall,

And Joan was cheering so loud,

That her false teeth flew out of her mouth!

(hahaha!) All eyes turn to me,

Cause I really am Deardry,

They look at me with glee,

Cause they know that I am the bingo queen!

I take charge of the bingo hall,

Standing at just

5 feet tall,

They say I’m the greatest of them all,

Cause I really am Deardry!

(Oh yes, Deardry!)