Brewin’ Up Triumph

(yee-haw!) Six AM, my eyes are glued shut tight

I tripped over the dog,

turned on the wrong light

My spreadsheet's due at eight,

I'm losing my mind But then I smell the magic beans that

get me through the grind

Ten o'clock meeting,

the boss starts to drone He's talking key performance indicators on the

phone

My head hits the desk,

I start to drift away

Till that paper cup of mercy arrives to save the day

It's warm, it's dark,

it's keeping me alive The only absolute reason that I'm gonna survive

Oh, sweet caffeinated salvation in a mug Give my tired nervous system

a giant liquid hug From the morning traffic jam to the three

PM slump You keep my heart beating with a steady little pump

(fill it up!)

Two PM comes and the printer is jammed And my inbox is

completely and utterly slammed

I got a twitch in my eye,

I'm ready to quit

But a double-shot espresso makes me look real fit

Oh, sweet caffeinated salvation in a mug Give my tired nervous system

a giant liquid hug From the morning traffic jam to the three

PM slump You keep my heart beating with a steady little pump (yeah!)

Just one more cup and I'll conquer the world

(or at least finish this email...)