Break-Room Beats

(shhh) You claim you took that flight to Spain

But you stayed in all week to hide the strain

I heard the floorboards through the drywall sheet

Every single word of your self-defeat

Under the break-room vending machine glow That paper wristband from a year

ago Is still wrapped around your wrist so tight

(so tight)

Oh, you talk a big game to the wall

But I'm the roommate who heard it all

Yeah, I'm the roommate who heard it all (ha!)

Fading neon-colored paper band

From a concert crowd where you didn't stand

Name-drop a city that you've never seen

Just to sell the myth to the vending machine

Oh, you talk a big game to the wall

But I'm the roommate who heard it all

Yeah, I'm the roommate who heard it all (who heard it all)

I heard it all... (shhh)