

Your porch light was flickering on the drive
I count the steps till you arrive (hummmm)
Under the coat check lights we stood
Leaving early like we said we would With your cheap perfume and
my heavy heart
This is where the best stories start
Your neighbor with the porch light walked right out
Mid-sentence, wondering what we were about
He went to get the mail,
then walked back inside
Under the laser fog where we used to hide
I smell your cheap perfume
Drifting across the crowded room
Oh, we're making our move
Under the coat check lights we stood
Leaving early like we said we would With your cheap perfume and
my heavy heart
This is where the best stories start
But then you grabbed your coat and looked away
And said there's something that you have to say
You're not leaving with me tonight
You're catching a different flight
Just a coat check goodbye (sighhh) Under the flickering porch light
Last call elegance fades out