Lake America (Trump Executive Order Parody): 90s Pop-Punk

Woke up this morning,

checked out the news Someone's having tantrums and blowing a fuse Got

an easel in the office,

sharpie in the fist Putting five great lakes on a brand new

hit list! You wouldn't buy our cheese,

you didn't pay the toll So he took a big eraser to

the swimming hole!

Look at the poster,

look at the spin If we can't win a trade war,

we'll redraw where we swim!

Lake America! Slap on the brand!

Most tremendous water in the whole wide land!

Canada is laughing, looking from the shore While we sign an order

at the desk once more!

Hey! Ho! Red marker glow!

Ontario's gone in the cartoon show!

Centuries of treaties thrown right out the gate Trying to annex water

as the fifty-first state International map guys shaking their head While he

circles up the border in a bright red!

"They're very bad at trading,

they're unfair to me!" So he's privatizing ripples in an inland sea!

Lake America! Slap on the brand!

Most tremendous water in the whole wide land!

Canada is laughing, looking from the shore While we sign an order

at the desk once more!

Hey! Ho! Red marker glow!

Ontario's gone in the cartoon show!

(hey!) (ho!) Who needs geography anyway?

Just Sharpie the map and call it a day!

Lake America! (hahaha)