Sakebound Samurai Tall Tales

(slurp) Ah, another cup,

my esteemed friend.

Let me tell you of my finest hour.

I stood alone upon the northern peak

Ten thousand bandits quaked to hear me speak (hahaha) With just a

wooden practice sword in hand

I drove them all across the frozen land!

Oh, we are the shadows of the rising sun!

(of course!) Our legendary deeds are never done!

With every cup of sake that we pour

We grow more famous than we were before!

Well that is grand,

but listen to my tale

I faced a sea beast through a winter gale!

I caught its spear-like horn with just two drumsticks

And tamed it using clever magic tricks!

Oh, we are the shadows of the rising sun!

(truly!) Our legendary deeds are never done!

With every cup of sake that we pour

We grow more famous than we were before!

But wait, the innkeeper demands the pay (uh oh) My coin purse

seems to have gone astray...

And mine was lost while fighting giant bears!

Quick,

run before he catches us downstairs!

We scale the walls,

we leap across the tiled roofs!

(not really, we tripped over the broom)

Our names will live forever in the wind!

(coughing, groaning) Next round is on you,

my noble friend...