Skin Suit Complaints

(check check)

Are we tactical, or are we...

fabulous? I trained in the mud,

under winter's night Now

I am wearing neon green and blinking pink lights Got a giant

cat head, ears blocking my aim

Tell the developer I hate what I'm playing (meow?)

I'm supposed to be a stealthy elite soldier

But I got a plastic bazooka on my shoulder

They can see me from across the entire map

(from a mile away!)

Look at my skin,

it is totally absurd

Running through the zone dressed up like a giant bird Got a

sparkling trail when I try to run and slide (shining bright!) There

is absolutely nowhere left for me to hide

Why am I a

anime girl?

I'm six-foot-four

My squad mates are laughing,

they don't even try no more

Enemy sniper didn't even use his scope

He just targeted my sparkly cape,

there goes my hope

I'm supposed to

be a stealthy elite soldier But I got a plastic bazooka on

my shoulder

They can see me from across the entire map

(from a mile away!)

Look at my skin,

it is totally absurd

Running through the zone dressed up like a giant bird Got a

sparkling trail when I try to run and slide (shining bright!) There

is absolutely nowhere left for me to hide

(pew pew, level up!)

Next season they're making me a literal potato.

Are you kidding me?

A potato?!

I'm logging off. (done with this)