Pair of Violations

Before you come closer,

there's something you should know,

I'm good at saying 'stay' when I probably mean 'go.' I could

give you reasons, but where's the fun in those?

I'm probably a bad idea— (HE KNOWS!)

I'M PROBABLY A BAD IDEA!

(BAD IDEA!) But you're still standing here.

(BAD IDEA!) I could tell you run,

disappear, But you didn't come this close to suddenly get scared.

I'm probably a bad idea— (PROBABLY!) Maybe definitely.

(DEFINITELY!) Still looking at me?

(SHE IS!) Well, that's encouraging.

I've got good intentions with terrible timing,

One foot behaving, the other one's climbing.

I know all the rules,

I'm excellent at finding Exactly where the line is,

then accidentally sliding. I can clean up nice,

I can say the right thing,

Make responsibility sound interesting.

But give me one night and a little caffeine,

I'll turn 'maybe we shouldn't' into 'where have you been?' Don't blame

me later, I'm warning you now,

This is full disclosure,

I'm saying it loud.

If common sense asks,

we were never around— But if trouble starts dancing,

I'm buying a round.

(BAD IDEA!)

Should she leave? (YES!) Right now?

(YES!) Is she leaving?

(NO!) See? Not my fault.

(OH, PLEASE!)

I'M PROBABLY

A BAD IDEA! (BAD IDEA!) But you're still standing here.

(BAD IDEA!) I could tell you run,

disappear,

But you didn't come this close to suddenly get scared.

I'm probably a bad idea— (PROBABLY!) Maybe definitely.

(DEFINITELY!) Still looking at me?

(SHE IS!) Well, that's encouraging.

Look, I'm not promising sunsets and roses,

I'm promising stories nobody composes.

Wrong turns, late nights,

doors barely closing, Laughing next morning like nobody noticed.

Maybe we're smart, maybe we're dumb,

Maybe tomorrow asks what we've done.

Maybe tonight doesn't need to become Anything bigger than two people having

some fun. You got that look like you've made up your mind,

I got that look like I'm trying not to smile.

We both know better,

that's perfectly fine— Knowing better never stopped anybody worthwhile.

(HERE WE GO!) Bad idea?

(VERY!) Dangerous? (MAYBE!) Regrettable? (LIKELY!)

Worth it?

(...MAYBE.) Knew you'd come around.

I'M PROBABLY A BAD IDEA!

(BAD IDEA!) But you're still standing here!

(SHE'S STILL HERE!) Common sense can disappear,

We can deal with consequences sometime next year.

I'm probably a bad idea— (PROBABLY!) Maybe definitely— (DEFINITELY!) Last chance.

(DON'T DO IT!)

So… you coming? (OH,

COME ON!)