The Goodies Gang
(whoa!) GOODIES!
(Goodies!) Rolling ten deep with the pastries!
GOODIES! (Goodies!) They will help you move,
no maybes! Watch out!
Here they come!
Sunhats low and casseroles warm!
The kindest gang the boardwalk's known,
they'll fix your bike and mow your lawn!
Margareta bakes at dawn,
that's the wake-up on the block.
Bengt repairs whatever's broken,
never once has checked the clock.
They adopted three lost tourists,
fed them, walked them to the ferry.
You cannot outrun their kindness.
Don't even try. It's scary.
GOODIES! (Goodies!) Rolling ten deep with the pastries!
They commandeered the speakers,
put the summer of sound on max,
then taught the teens to foxtrot,
now the whole pier's making tracks.
Their only known demand: that everybody's doing fine.
Resistance is useless. Have a cinnamon bun.
Get in line. (get in line!)
GOODIES! (Goodies!) Rolling ten deep with the pastries!
GOODIES! (Goodies!) They will help you move,
no maybes! Watch out!
Here they come! Sunhats low and casseroles warm!
The kindest gang the boardwalk's known,
they'll fix your bike and mow your lawn!
They know where you live.
They're coming.
...With soup.