Vbucks Gone Solo

Oh yeah (haha)

Where did they go?

Logged in after school,

ready to play

Had a thousand V-bucks just yesterday Now my balance is zero,

what a surprise

Automatic purchase right before my eyes

They promised me one single special skin

The ultimate crossover, a guaranteed win

They said he was the only guest of the year But a

dozen new portals just started to appear (what?)

They took my V-bucks for the battle pass Said he'd be the

only one, but it didn't last Now there's forty different collabs on

the screen Finest marketing scheme that I've ever seen (give them back!)

Now Peter Griffin is hitting the griddy While Goku is running around

in the city

You told us that rarity made it so prime But you sold

out the store for the hundredth time

They took my V-bucks for the battle pass Said he'd be the

only one, but it didn't last Now there's forty different collabs on

the screen Finest marketing scheme that I've ever seen (give them back!)

Just want my coins back

(my coins) Every single season No rhyme or reason