

Dad said it builds character!
Mom stopped answering to Mom!
My sister's phone died Wednesday,
now she speaks to no one!
The airbed has a slow leak and the fast leak is the
ROOF!
ONE TENT!
FIVE PEOPLE! RAIN SINCE TUESDAY!
WE'RE FINE! WE'RE FINE!
THIS IS A HOLIDAY!
WE PAID FOR THIS!
WE'RE FINE! (we're fine!) The farmer says it's clearing up.
The farmer is a liar.
We've played every card game twice.
Monopoly ended the ceasefire.
Grandma's in the good hotel.
She waves down from her balcony.
ONE TENT! FIVE PEOPLE!
RAIN SINCE TUESDAY! WE'RE FINE!
Day six.
Dad found a puddle inside his sleeping bag.
He laughed for one whole minute.
Then he stopped.
ONE TENT! FIVE PEOPLE!
BEST WORST WEEK OF OUR LIVES!
SAME PLACE NEXT YEAR!
SAME PLACE NEXT YEAR!