Smiling Liability

(ahhhh) Are you feeling tired of the everyday grind?

Does a creeping

shadow linger in your mind?

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pill

There are minor side effects we shouldn't even name

But you'll never feel the same (no,

you'll never feel the same)

Smile through the static,

dance on the wire

Everything is perfect in the land of desire (ooh-yeah) Just sign on

the line and forget about the cost

May cause loss of memory and sudden loss of sight But your

teeth will look incredibly,

beautifully white We’ve got thousands of endorsements from a doctor on the

screen Who is paid to tell you everything is

golden and serene

Do not look

behind the curtain (do not look)

Keep on smiling, we are certain

That the future is so bright it might burn

Smile through the static,

dance on the wire

Everything is perfect in the land of desire

(ooh-yeah) Just sign on the line and forget about the cost

Ask your doctor if you're still alive (hahaha)